The Glove

"Heigho!" yawned one day King Francis,"Distance all value enhances.When a man's busy, why, leisureStrikes him as wonderful pleasure:Faith, and at leisure once is he?5Straightway he wants to be busy.Here we've got peace; and aghast I'mCaught thinking war the true pastime.Is there a reason in metre?Give us your speech, master Peter!"10I who, if mortal dare say so,Ne'er am at loss with my Naso"Sire," I replied, "joys prove cloudlets:"Men are the merest Ixions"--Here the King whistled aloud, "Let's15--Heigho--go look at our lions."Such are the sorrowful chancesIf you talk fine to King Francis.

And so, to the courtyard proceeding,Our company, Francis was leading,20Increased by new followers tenfoldBefore he arrived at the penfold;Lords, ladies, like clouds which bedizenAt sunset the western horizon.And Sir De Lorge pressed 'mid the foremost25With the dame he professed to adore most.Oh, what a face! One by fits eyedHer, and the horrible pitside;For the penfold surrounded a hollowWhich led where the eye scarce dared follow30And shelved to the chamber secludedWhere Bluebeard, the great lion, brooded.

The King hailed his keeper, an ArabAs glossy and black as a scarab,And bade him make sport and at once stir35Up and out of his den the old monster.They opened a hole in the wire-workAcross it, and dropped there a firework,And fled: one's heart's beating redoubled;A pause, while the pit's mouth was troubled,40The blackness and silence so utter,By the firework's slow sparkling and sputter;Then earth in a sudden contortionGave out to our gaze her abortion.Such a brute! Were I friend Clement Marot45(Whose experience of nature's but narrowAnd whose faculties move in no small mistWhen he versifies David the Psalmist)I should study that brute to describe youIllum Juda Leonem de Tribu.50One's whole blood grew curdling and creepyTo see the black mane, vast and heapy,The tail in the air stiff and strainingThe wide eyes, nor waxing nor waning,As over the barrier which bounded55His platform, and us who surroundedThe barrier, they reached and they restedOn space that might stand him in best stead:For who knew, he thought, what the amazement,The eruption of clatter and blaze meant,60And if, in this minute of wonder,No outlet, 'mid lightning and thunder,Lay broad, and, his shackles all shivered,The lion at last was delivered?Ay, that was the open sky o'erhead!65And you saw by the flash on his forehead,By the hope in those eyes wide and steady,He was leagues in the desert alreadyDriving the flocks up the mountainOr catlike couched hard by the fountain70To waylay the date-gathering negress:So guarded he entrance or egress."How he stands!" quoth the King: "we may well swear,(No novice, we've won our spurs elsewhereAnd so can afford the confession)75We exercise wholesome discretionIn keeping aloof from his threshold;Once hold you, those jaws want no fresh hold,Their first would too pleasantly purloinThe visitor's brisket or surloin:80But who's he would prove so fool-hardy?Not the best man of Marignan, pardie!"

The sentence no sooner was uttered,Than over the rails a glove fluttered,Fell close to the lion, and rested:85The dame 'twas, who flung it and jestedWith life so, De Lorge had been wooingFor months past; he sat there pursuingHis suit, weighing out with nonchalanceFine speeches like gold from a balance.90

Sound the trumpet, no true knight's a tarrier!De Lorge made one leap at the barrier,Walked straight to the glove--while the lionNe'er moved, kept his far-reaching eye onThe palm-tree-edged desert-spring's sapphire,95And the musky oiled skin of the Kaffir--Picked it up, and as calmly retreated,Leaped back where the lady was seated,And full in the face of its ownerFlung the glove.100

"Your heart's queen, you dethrone her?So should I!"--cried the King--"'twas mere vanityNot love set that task to humanity!"Lords and ladies alike turned with loathingFrom such a proved wolf in sheep's clothing.105

Not so, I; for I caught an expressionIn her brow's undisturbed self-possessionAmid the Court's scoffing and merriment,As if from no pleasing experimentShe rose, yet of pain not much heedful110So long as the process was needful,--As if she had tried in a crucible,To what "speeches like gold" were reducible,And, finding the finest prove copper,Felt the smoke in her face was but proper;115To know what she had not to trust to,Was worth all the ashes and dust too.She went out 'mid hooting and laughter;Clement Marot stayed; I followed after,And asked, as a grace, what it all meant?120If she wished not the rash deed's recalment?For I"--so I spoke--"am a poet:Human nature,--behoves that I know it!"

She told me, "Too long had I heardOf the deed proved alone by the word:125For my love--what De Lorge would not dare!With my scorn--what De Lorge could compare!And the endless descriptions of deathHe would brave when my lip formed a breath,I must reckon as braved, or, of course,130Doubt his word--and moreover, perforce,For such gifts as no lady could spurn,Must offer my love in return.When I looked on your lion, it broughtAll the dangers at once to my thought,135Encountered by all sorts of men,Before he was lodged in his den--From the poor slave whose club or bare handsDug the trap, set the snare on the sands,With no King and no Court to applaud,140By no shame, should he shrink, overawed,Yet to capture the creature made shift,That his rude boys might laugh at the gift--To the page who last leaped o'er the fenceOf the pit, on no greater pretence145Than to get back the bonnet he dropped,Lest his pay for a week should be stopped.So, wiser I judged it to makeOne trial what 'death for my sake'Really meant, while the power was yet mine,150

Than to wait until time should defineSuch a phrase not so simply as I,Who took it to mean just 'to die.'The blow a glove gives is but weak:Does the mark yet discolour my cheek?155But when the heart suffers a blow,Will the pain pass so soon, do you know?"

I looked, as away she was sweeping.And saw a youth eagerly keepingAs close as he dared to the doorway.160No doubt that a noble should more weighHis life than befits a plebeian;And yet, had our brute been Nemean--(I judge by a certain calm fervourThe youth stepped with, forward to serve her)165--He'd have scarce thought you did him the worst turnIf you whispered "Friend, what you'd get, first earn!"And when, shortly after, she carriedHer shame from the Court, and they married,To that marriage some happiness, maugre170The voice of the Court, I dared augur.

For De Lorge, he made women with men vie,Those in wonder and praise, these in envy;And in short stood so plain a head taller.That he wooed and won... how do you call her?175The beauty, that rose in the sequelTo the King's love, who loved her a week well.And 'twas noticed he never would honourDe Lorge (who looked daggers upon her)With the easy commission of stretching180His legs in the service, and fetchingHis wife, from her chamber, those strayingSad gloves she was always mislaying,While the King took the closet to chat in,--But of course this adventure came pat in.185And never the King told the story,How bringing a glove brought such glory,But the wife smiled--"His nerves are grown firmer:Mine he brings now and utters no murmur."

Venienti occurrite morbo!190With which moral I drop my theorbo.